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A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks about her baby:
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl and both are fine. Luckily your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well that's not so bad. What did he call the boy?