We need something to cheer us up, all shamelessly stolen from twitter
- My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands, that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
- Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
- I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
- This morning I saw my mad neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog and we had a good laugh.
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