lol the script for Barney the screenplay continues!
Could be the new national Lampoons, or maybe confessions of a heating engineer?
PostsThat's It... 23rd December 2015 11:09 AM lol the script for Barney the screenplay continues! Could be the new national Lampoons, or maybe confessions of a heating engineer? Merry Christmas and watch out for the Penguin! 22nd December 2015 5:42 PM Happy Chrimbo and a Google themed xmas card in anticipation of the planned New Year Google Penguin algorithm. Thanks Google Hope you all have a safe and great xmas and New Year n power a disgrace 22nd December 2015 5:18 PM Blimey, what a faff! Can only wish you the best of luck and hope it works out. Let us know how you get on. Do pretty websites convert sales? 22nd December 2015 5:12 PM Wise and solid advice!
“Paying close attention to what your visitors are doing once they visit your site through GA and other tracking software is crucial in determining whether your site is as successful as it should be as well as giving you the opportunity to address weaker performing pages and sections of your site.
So, 'pretty' site or not, informed change is the only constant that underpins whether a site is successful or isn't.” Always banging on about Google Analytics. If you're not using them, give yourself a slap, it's free so no excuse. If you are using them, look at them regularly and learn to understand them. They paint a picture and tell you everything that's right with your site, everything that's wrong, and what could be done so much better Awww gingerbread men or are they gingerbread people? 22nd December 2015 5:04 PM
“They look like gingerbread ladies, or mean in drag perhaps. Or transexual. Or transgender. It's a minefield.
![]() transsexual gingerbread man, something I never thought I would see in the same sentence You do realise we will probarbly rank now in google for "transsexual gingerbread man" which is probably not the marketing message Nimbus were aiming for BUS LANES INTO CYCLE SUPER HIGHWAYS 21st December 2015 12:26 PM
“I am unsure whos paying for all the roadworks and cycle highways but maybe its time that all road users contribute something.
Your comments or ideas would be most agreeable” Interesting one. This is my 5 pence worth, our towns and cities are getting ever more clogged with traffic, pollutions on the rise, and we're turning/turned into a nation of unhealthy fat gits. We've got a few cycleways in Stratford, mainly down a former railway line and its great to get out, and safe for the kids. Although a bit young at present to cycle on the road, it would be nice one day to cycle safely on the road, rather than having to load the bikes in the motor, and driving to a cycle way, which seems to defeat the object. Currently I can't imagine cycling on the road, it's dangerous, too many loons on the road. One of the worst offenders are our local stagecoach buses, who blast through 30 zones and through our local school zigzag markings Having a safer experience for cyclists may tempt more commuter traffic to leave the roads (although I'll confess to preferring my emission spewing motor in a true hypocritical way). Who pays for it all though? Well that will have to be cash strapped local authorities, but as a road user, I doubt much of my car tax or fuel levy reaches my local authority Awww gingerbread men or are they gingerbread people? 21st December 2015 11:16 AM For fairness sake, and to stop the inevitable whining before I gave them to my kids, I had to decapitate the other one as well Tesco shares price drops 18th December 2015 2:22 PM Interesting to see 12 months on what happened to the Tesco share price. So looks like it recovered initially in 2015, then tanked again to end lower than last year. No sign of the 95p just yet, but never say never! Interesting to see the 5 year decline. Must be painful to be a long term investor. Reminds me of the many banking charts we saw a few years ago
Employee coffin therapy? Thought you had heard it all? 18th December 2015 12:58 PM
“Well i don't fancy it, but if Steve or anyone else does, let me know as my better half works for a local funeral directors and i'm sure it could be arranged ! ”
Bring one in A Criminal has no religion 18th December 2015 12:52 PM Very profound Abid! I suppose you could argue there have been some bad religions over the years like some of the crackpot cults that have sprung up in the States. Then you get good humans, bad humans and gullible humans |