You're in Primark, queuing in single file.The girl in front hasn't got her purse.You realise you don't have yours.
Your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse
to you.You can't queue jump until you have the purse. Once the purse
has been thrown you can quickly dodge the lass in front then confront
the girl on the desk. That's right ladies; OFFSIDE RULE IN A LANGUAGE
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND!
