Do you ever?

I have a new contender for the silliest question asked. Naturally i have had to remove the links and email details.

Its taken me 10 minutes to post this as i couldn't stop laughing 

The person concerned has replied to an email with the below request actually above the link to his listing: - 

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I need the Link to my ad!

 On Fri, Oct 9, 2015 at 10:17 PM, <newlistings@mylocalservices.com> wrote:

Thank you for your custom and welcome to My Local Services. You now have paid for a Lifetime Listing meaning you will not receive any further invoices from us.

To edit your listing select the following link: http://www.mylocalservices.com/details.php?(link removed by admin)

Then click on the "Edit this Listing" button.

Enter your email address (removed by admin)

Then enter the password ********

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Is it me 

My regular questions are, how much will it cost to run? All depends on how long you have it on for I guess How do I set the time clock? I left you the instructions, if you've lost them you can download them online Can you pop round and set it for me? Only if you want an invoice Where's the building control documentation? Where is the payment? Whilst you here, do you mind having a look at several other 'little' jobs I never originally asked you to quote for? Only if you want another invoice Since you fitted the new boiler, the bath tap no longer works? Can change it for you, if you would like another invoice I can see the boiler online for less than you are charging me, why? Because, believe it or not I'm in business to make a profit, If I sell it to you at the same price you see online, should it break down you'll end up calling me under the warranty agreement...I then make a loss! Do you mind working without any footwear on? Yes I do How much will it cost to unblock my toilet? £1000.00ph plus VAT How much for cash? The same as either a BACS payment or credit cards Another company quoted me the same but at a cheaper price can you match it? No