PostsWhere's everyone gone this week?? Sunny weather or hiding from the budget? 27th June 2010 12:11 AM “Forum seems unusally quiet this week, I think there is a lot of skiving in the back garden, drinking Pimms contemplating armageddon... I mean the budget...  ”Please forgive my absence, had to go up to Glasgow for a family funeral. I'm back now so ...... peace shattered!  How can anyone do this? 25th June 2010 8:51 PM “Im just reading the news with a coffee, kick start the morning. I was in a good mood (yes just this once!) until i read this article  - BBC News - Newcastle woman in Come On England! 25th June 2010 8:47 PM Think we can safely say....... i'm boredddddddd of football and tired of tennis, wonder what delights are next to enthrall me Oh by the way i'm back! did anyone even notice i'd gone i wonder Todays useless fact ..... 15th June 2010 7:36 PM “BBC News - 'Much more water' found in lunar rocks Ok we can all sleep tonight knowing there is more water on the moon than scientists first thought. Can i just add - 1) how does this actually affect me 2) wouldnt the money spent on this "research" be better spent on other things? Or am i just being grumpy (again) ”of course you're not grumpy Victor Come On England! 15th June 2010 7:29 PM “Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he will be flying the England flag at Number 10 for the duration of the tournament. Well, I suppose it is a council house..." HOW RUDE:-) Listen I have been looking forward to this world cup for four years now...only to have it utterly ruined by those TWATS with the 'orns' that is not the twat with the 'orn,' but those TWATS, NUMBNUTS,NUMBSKULLS, with the 'orns' Zulu venuuzubba's or whatever the bl00dy things are called. ITV advertisers that have booked this month are breaking the contracts, players hate them, crowd (anyone other than a seeth afrikan) hate em, I hate the bl00dy things, my wife hates em, my Mother hates em, Jeremy Vine hates em, Becks hates em....and so on and so forf. Thank you you morons of Seeth Afrika for ruining a football world cup. T0%%ERS the lot of you,m and to cap it all we have a ruddy goalie who just graduated from a village team...'idiots inc United.' I take it you get the gist I dont not like the horns? Mike” steveeeeeeeeeeeee i think he nicked my loopy juice Grumpy ! 15th June 2010 6:05 PM “I always knew that some ridculous reasearcher would come to my aid - BBC NEWS | Health | Feeling grumpy 'is good for you' So apparently i make better decisions & im less gullable than those of a more cheerful nature You know what i say to all of this - I DONT BELIEEEEVE IT !!!! ”Hmmmm must be true then if the bbc said so An announcement ...... 15th June 2010 6:03 PM “Just before Steve cracks the whip id just like to announce my engagement to my gorgeous girlfriend Amy, well fiancee now A bit sudden yes but after our reunion after a 7 month split im gona make sure i hold on to her this time so tying her to the kitchen sink, must remember to let her out occasionally though as I seem to remember that being cited in my divorce ....... ”Fantastic news Clive...... does mean no more Victor Meldrew???? seriously though, congratulations to you both..... look after each other and be happy. Come On England! 14th June 2010 10:26 PM Offside !!!! 14th June 2010 5:00 PM You're in Primark, queuing in single file.The girl in front hasn't got her purse.You realise you don't have yours. Your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to you.You can't queue jump until you have the purse. Once the purse has been thrown you can quickly dodge the lass in front then confront the girl on the desk. That's right ladies; OFFSIDE RULE IN A LANGUAGE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND! Come On England! 14th June 2010 4:58 PM A professor has found after extensive research that there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches when erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men within the UKwith extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars. |
