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lol found this 1

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie, We all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked:

"How many children do you have?

He answered: "Twelve."

The agent asked, "Where are the others?"

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered “They're in the cemetery with their mother."

MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words... and don't forget, unfortunately, most politicians are lawyers.

You lucky ... I bought a domain about a year ago and have only just started setting it up as I wanted to move the jewellery away from everything else... Boy is it hard tedious work..So you are lucky you don't have to go though all that 

This 1 came round on my FB page from last year

A magician on a cruise ship is constantly having his tricks spoilt by the ships parrot. Every time he does a trick the parrot shouts " It's in his pocket ! Four of clubs. It's got a false bottom !"

The magician hates it. That night the ship sinks and the magician and the parrot cling to a piece of drift wood.

For four days the parrot says nothing, he just stares at the magician.

On the fifth day the parrot says " OK , I give up, where's the bloody ship ?"

Never really been a fan of music.. Don't get me wrong I do like music but it more like liking the music than the person.

I would hate to see a 1st edition lol but  I can imagine ...I have my own personal proofreader called spellchecker, without it I am lost and even so I do still find the odd mistaker here and there ;) 

True about not being able to find every mistake,you can only correct them once someone tells you .. Although it is amazing at how many books have the odd spelling error or incorrect grammar ...

Saw this 1 that made me chuckle

1 - Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
2 - If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
3 - Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
4 - Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
5 - When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
6 - Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7 - Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.
8 - Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
9 - Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and considerate, but again, the law allows only one husband.
10 - Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.

There's actually nothing wrong with the working force .My 1 Nephew does I.T over there for a company here and it works out quite well and they do work hard , sometimes well into the night or early starts.. Most South Africans are like that to be fair hard working and willing to do things others wont  

Especially in South Africa.The exchange rate is horrendous and is only going to get worse as land reforms go ahead and farm murders gets press coverage

lol ..Didn't see it that way until you mentioned it lol