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OK Lets see who gets these jokes I found tonight lol

Start with a easy 1

1. A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

2. Pretentious? Moi?   ( OK even I don't get this 1 )

3. A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."

4. Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.   (1 for the girls to get)

5.Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.   (wonder if the girls will get this 1 lol)

6.C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

lol.. I've seen this 1 before ,but still made me chuckle again.. So I finally found 1 you like lololol

Read this 1 today again .So sharing if you haven't seen it before

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tested whether you tend to do simple things In an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, Put in the elephant, And close the Refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door. This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant.

The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tested your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, You still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening?

All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

HAHA I had the same issue ,seems a common thread for guys lolol

Well done and congrats , that's quite a step up

lol ..Age is a wonderful thing

Thanks for the tweet .Weddingsgifts is a good 1

If I keep things the way they are it's not really a issue. Although I often wonder if my site is getting out dated ...It probably is   ... I'll have to wait and see how the xmas sale go as that is my busiest time for sure

Yeah all good to a degree ..Google has really slammed the door in my face as every time they do a update it seems to get worse for me. I don't have the money to spend doing the right things as I know what needs doing ...   

Congrats for the day, hope it's a good day for you