Friday Joke

apparently this happened to all Olympic towns..

lol Becoming Ghost towns, or having people trying to set their own records?

Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.....

Sorry, I can hear you all groaning before I even post this one from my Bro.

Captain John Luc Picard was sacked from the USS Enterprise, but managed to get a job back on earth in an underwear factory, as a supervisor for the machinists. And whenever one of the machines breaks down , he calls in an engineer to fix it. And what does he say to the engineer?

Make it Sew !!

is all I have to say...

Fred finally agreed to marry his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.


His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married,

I think it's time you quit playing golf. Maybe you could sell your golf clubs."

Fred was startled, a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Oh, darling, what's wrong?"

He said, "For a minute, you sounded just like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" she screams, "Ex wife! I didn't know you've been married before!"

"I haven't!"

Huzzah, Friday humour duly sorted

It's not a news story, but a joke....

They stole the toilet... now they have nothing to go on?? Get it?

<tumbleweed>

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