The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) ....... And they WILL breed.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q.... Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
Bravo!  Just what's needed on a snowy Friday afternoon. Linda CareersPartnershipUK
Got a good chuckle out of these answers, thanks Scintillion
That is funny - and most of them seem to work in call centres (no offense intended to call centre workers - just the ones that answer the phone to me) Paul Green
That answers genius  With logic like that, we are breeding a race of practical quick thinking decision makers, and our National economy will based on MLM schemes and selling to each other
And, here are more from some younger little darlings: TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher Holborn Direct Mail 020 8683 7155
We always late to comment on these Ancedotes. Must say this is lol stuff  . Is the GED this easy because the questions that you have picked do no look that hard.Accounting Help
Was a cracker, come on hdm, it's Friday, we need some more
Q. What is a turbine? A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head That one didn't half make me laugh |
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