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To be honest, a sitemap is the least of your priorities for the website.

Coffins R Us, great name!

I think it would work, actually, joking apart.

In fact I might be a Funeral Planner! Like a wedding planner, but not as much to plan and always short notice unless people are terminal in which case they do prepare in advance anyway. They could leave behind a website of their life on Earth for everyone to visit and pay respects, etc. Seriously!

Apparently you cant optimise it so I read.

I used to work for HM Prison Service and about 4/5 years ago they won a landmark case (the union) for equal pay and I got a cheque for

I like how they blamed the memebrs for it, a negapos diversion.

You are so great at using our forum so much you brought our site down but its not our fault so it must be yours

I am only jesting btw, hope folk have a sense of humnour around here and elsewhere.

yeah working for me too. Maybe it was down temporarily. It happens. Maybe Ling fired her rocket at it


edit: Seems it was down for a while this a.m.

Yep! That would be me!!

I can only repeat thus support what MagnifyB says.

TBH I reckon it could go down (pardon the pun) a storm. Especially if they couold get licensing on designs for example a cofin with Abba or Elvis Presley images on it (well, its always gonna be the fanatics they stump up for these weird things!).

Why does it have to be teak or oak?

Why can't it be shiny white melamine with a pic of your family on it?

I see it like this. The 'stay at home' mum chose to do that after havings kids (lets face it there are alternatives for many not to stay at home who want a job). They can get out to town for clothes shopping and they do go out - not many mums actually stay cooped up at home with their young kids. They will stick them in the buggy and jump on the bus or in the car and go to town for a shop or as above, tescos, asda etc for the weekly shop. So on price alone the idea cant beat the competition nor the range/choice.

Secondly the stay at home mums dont want an inconvenience of a job which means they have to take their kids and be at some place for what is at least 2-3 hrs in reality. What if their own kid gets whingey, feels unwell, etc? This is a job (and someone's business) so cant just pack up there and then and go home.

Cancelling parties for same reasons can't also happen too often - for obvious reasons - and the mum doesnt want to have to traipse around pesterig folk to have parties, going around collecting the money then doing the delivery - which assumes she needs a car - so how many stay at home mums who arent single parents on benefits have a second spare car at home? Not as many we suspect, and those that can afford it dont usually want to be party planners in their spare time.

Of all these type of parties i've been to the women dont tend to do this long term. Its often to earn a few quid before christmas or for their holidays. They start out motivated and soon find the party hosts let them down, dont get enough people there to make it worthwhile, find it hard to get new parties on board after current leads have dried up, then dump the idea and get a 'normal' part time job.

Being a party planner is in effect like running your own biz even if you do it for a comapany, as you have to source all you own leads for parties, do the bookings, do the party, collect the money and sort the dleivery, rinse and repeat! And if the parties dont happen you dont get any wage, so it's no different. Running a business is hard work and so is party plannng. It will suit a minority. That's why only 13% of the UK is self employed. It's not for everyone.