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I've toned it down folks;-)

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look
at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza.

The woman shook her head No!!!
With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her underwear and ran his tongue up and down her behind.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Bazza said in admiration

"Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that flamin Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen it done"

Hope so Steve, I really do. I suppose the reason I found it amusing, I thought my days of long hours were actually over. Back in 1992/3 when I won businessman of the year (DTI-IiP, cant remember if I mentioned that so thought I'd say it again) The support services company that I built from scratch became hugely demanding at times.

With 170 odd employees there were frequent times when we would work all day from 6am, then travel 150 miles to work a night job and carry on the following day. I think 40 odd hours was the longest stint without ANY sleep. What peeved me was I always expected to sleep well that first noght...Did I muggery, toss-turn-toss-turn.

Still, I did manage a 13 hour day today. And to you peeps that mentioned part/time, ho bl00dy ho

Mike

Cripes, I bl00dy ope so bud, or me PI premiums will be on the up

The great thing not having a Blackberry is I have loads of emails, sprinkled among them was three contacts via the contact page on that wonderful site you created. Subject line still says 'KipFXnew' I cant see wher in Wordpress to change it. No worries, does make I smile each time.

Switching off battery dead.

Got another all day on for Friday now, I hope this lasts.

Tomoz.

Mike

Cheers bud. Still trying to catch up on whats been going on.

Mike

My very first flat out almost 14 hour day dealing with one client after another.

Cash in still 3 months away at least but a darned good start. One contact came through MLF...whoopee.

Mike

Still undecided and playing with GIMP.

Mike

Steve

The unit is covered by WEEE. The WEEE Directive does not require by law that you dispose of electrical and electronic equipment (EEE) in a certain way.

However, the UK government strongly advises consumers to dispose of e-waste in an environmentally and socially responsible way, by separating it from ordinary household waste and arranging for it to be re-used or safely recycled. Local authorities are required by the Directive to provide free of charge collection facilities for WEEE, and many retailers now offer a free in-store take-back service. Also you should consider that the refrigerant contents to be covered under Environmental regulations. It is likely (if you look on the serial plate) it will say R11 (banned (R12 (vehicles up to around 1994 and now banned) / R22 (restricted use and to be fully banned January 2015)/ probably although R-410A (GENETRON AZ-20, SUVA 410A, and Puron), R-134A R-407C are fine for use but disposal should be classed as a fridge or freezer.There are now strict controls on the handling, use, and release of refrigerants...as you would quite rightly expect.

I've only 'skitted' the surface, more info on F-Gas Regs if you felt so inclined to 'bone-up.'

There are thousands of these things being disposed of incorrectly; make a stance now and take it to the local recycling depot. You will NOT be charged.

DO NOT attempt to take it apart unless you are considered competent to do so.

Mike

Indeed you could. The rest of you looks good as well. One when you had some hair:-)

Oh Clive, do NOT get me on this rant.I went to Currys at Christmas looking for whatever and a 12 year old whose voice had not yet broken shook his head in a negative manner every-time I asked a simple question. FOR GOODNESS SAKE SALES PEOPLE...KNOW YOUR DAMN PRODUCTS.

Big boys are kerap generally, customer service is just restricted to a customer number....I AM NOT A BL00DY NUMBER!!!and what you are worth to them financially.

Car dealerships? HATE Them all. Oh sure, only too pleased to be nice and efficient when selling you are car but dare you ask them to take it off your hands because you have fallen on hard times...all those tut-tuts and shakes of heads, wrong colour, wrong gearbox, wrong feckin model...WAKE UP AND SMELL IT BOYS...you just bought yeeself some seriously bad advertising!

Estate Agents? Do not think one exists that has ever heard of quality customer service. Condescending, money grabbing no service bumburgers, the lot of them!

Utilities Co's? FORGET it, and BT????? After 942 presses of whatever number I am supposed to press...No, dont even get me going on that one.

Banks?? Are you having a larf Mr Bankers...rhymes with......HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL MY BRANCH????? It's all out in forkin Indian call centres...and they call this advancement and better customer service !!!

A well known vacumn cleaner maker ...rhymes with Bison...still waiting for a poxy refund of

Interesting to note that no employee ever dismissed on risk or safety reasons has EVER won a claim for UD.

Mike