Bank Holiday Rage 6th May 2013 9:18 PM
Visited the local Homebase store today to purchase a couple of plants for the garden, managed to navigate the car park without some clown whacking my motor. Into the store, first 3 metres I'm stopped by a sales assistant and asked, "would I like to purchase a fairy cake"? Noticing the flies hovering above I declined and said no. Onto the garden section, picked four plants up and a couple of packets of seeds, back to the checkouts, each of the four checkouts had around 6 customers queuing, no big deal as I don't mind waiting. Customer in front of me has around