He also invited Sean, his gardener and the only Celtic fan in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and bbq and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a
15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million pounds to anyone
who has the guts to jump in",
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Sean in the pool fighting the Croc and kicking it's as*, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywere.
Both Sean and the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Sean strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a goldfish. Sean then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everyone just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well Sean, I reckon
I owe you a million pounds" " Nah; you all right boss, I dont want it," said
Sean.
The rich man said " I have to give you something, how about a half
million pounds then".
"No thanks I don't want it" answered Sean.
The host continued " I insist on giving you something, that was amazing
what you done. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex".
Again Sean said no.
Confused the rich man asked, " There must be something you want? what
can I give you?."
'5 Minutes with the person who pushed me in the naffin' pool!!
