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Peace and Quiet

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Published 19th September 2010

One Saturday afternoon a man rolls in rough as hell from a night out, the wife goes crazy and says "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a day or too?"

To this the husband replies "That would be great!"

Sunday: Husband has not seen his wife.

Monday: Husband has still not seen his wife

Tuesday: The swelling has started to go down, and he can now see his wife again!
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