Before you read on this does contain the "F" word - please dont read on if you will be offended by this
A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 7-year-old, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.'
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval, so the 7-year-old says, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4-year-old, agrees with enthusiasm..
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
'Oh, sh1t mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4-year-old and asked with a stern voice, ' And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f***ing Coco Pops'
